7 Things You Do When You’re a Wine Geek

Written by Kanchan Schindlauer

Being a wine geek isn’t just about knowing grape varieties or collecting bottles; it’s a way of looking at the world. You begin planning meals around wine instead of the other way around, judging restaurants by their wine lists, and seeing everyday life through a wine-colored lens.

It’s slightly ridiculous, completely relatable, and all part of the fun. If you’ve ever caught yourself doing any of these seven things, you’re in good company.


7 Things You Do When You’re a Wine Geek

1. You choose a wine for dinner before you decide
what food to pair with it.
Wine Geek Pairing with food Wine Folly Comic


2. You judge a restaurant by its wine list.
wine comic by Wine Folly picking wine in a restaurant


3. You start drinking everything out of a wine glass.
Wine Folly Comic Everything Out of a wine glass


4. You start to value things in terms of bottles of wine.
Wine Folly comic money


5. Being thin-skinned isn’t necessarily a bad thing.
Wine Folly comic thin-skinned grape


6. You see aging through the lifecycle of a bottle of wine.
Wine aging comic by Wine Folly


7. When you try to communicate, everything comes out as “somm speak”.
wine-comic-colors


Written byKanchan Schindlauer

I'm a certified wine geek, constantly discovering new facets in the joy of wine. And to think, it was under my nose this whole time!